And I quote...

[Flangepart]

[indianasmith]

"Failure to forgive those who hurt us is like swallowing poison and expecting someone else to die."

[whatwasthatmovie]

"Failure to forgive those who hurt us is like swallowing poison and expecting someone else to die."

Very good quote.

[Flangepart]

And I would SO watch it, Hitch...

[Flangepart]

[ChaosTheory]

I have no idea.  People who boast about their IQ are losers.
----Stephen Hawking, when asked what his IQ was.

[Rev. Powell]

I have no idea.  People who boast about their IQ are losers.
----Stephen Hawking, when asked what his IQ was.

"I ain't never been to college, got the IQ of a Rhodes Scholar..."
--Kanye West

[Flangepart]

[Flangepart]

[frank]

I am not actually sure who said the following first (Benedetto Croce, Shaw, or Theodor Fontane), but my dad told me this as a kid and it got me thinking quite a lot.


"Anyone, who is not a communist in their 20s, has no heart.
Anyone, who is still a communist in their 30s, has no brain."

[indianasmith]

I believe it is a variation on Winston Churchill:

"Any young man who is not a liberal has no heart;
Any old man who is not a conservative has no brain."

[ChaosTheory]

Another slight variation on that:

[ER]

"Bacon is proof that God loves us."
---Anonymous

[Rev. Powell]

"Bacon is proof that God loves us."
---Anonymous

I think that's a variation on "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy," which is a common misquote of a Benjamin Franklin saying: "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. "

[indianasmith]

From one of my students a couple years back (to another)

"I'm going to punch you so hard it'll drive your nose deep into your brain and you can finally smell just how stupid you really are!"


BEST PUT-DOWN EVER!!!!