Underpants Updates, 13-17 January 2014

Trevor · January 16, 2014, 04:57:01 AM

I blame Rev Powell for this.

It's Thursday morning: my prefabricated undies are still holding out - no need for a (squeaking noise) change just yet.

Side note: I took my laundry in this morning: why the hell do they always panic when they see me approaching?

Bella · January 16, 2014, 07:36:06 AM

You mean you don't change your undies everyday?

Trevor · January 16, 2014, 08:04:25 AM

Quote from: Bella on January 16, 2014, 07:36:06 AM
You mean you don't change your undies everyday?

No, only about once a year and then only if I feel like it. My middle name isn't Crusty for nothing.

Bella · January 16, 2014, 08:08:02 AM

Quote from: Trevor on January 16, 2014, 08:04:25 AM
Quote from: Bella on January 16, 2014, 07:36:06 AM
You mean you don't change your undies everyday?

No, only about once a year and then only if I feel like it. My middle name isn't Crusty for nothing.

LMAO, hahaha

Flangepart · January 16, 2014, 09:15:07 AM

Trevor's undies could make a great addition to farming and erosion control. It's like putting fertilizer and a burlap soil bag together.

Rev. Powell · January 16, 2014, 09:55:21 AM

Don't blame me, they're your underpants! You have an obligation to warn us when they might blow.

Trevor · January 17, 2014, 01:32:20 AM

Quote from: Flangepart on January 16, 2014, 09:15:07 AM
Trevor's undies could make a great addition to farming and erosion control. It's like putting fertilizer and a burlap soil bag together.

I wear satin and lace bikini briefs, not burlap bags.

Trevor · January 17, 2014, 01:33:15 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 16, 2014, 09:55:21 AM
Don't blame me, they're your underpants! You have an obligation to warn us when they might blow.

They blow [foul winds all the time]

Trevor · January 17, 2014, 01:36:41 AM

Friday morning, 17 January.

Severe mobility issues reported: they are starting to move on their own.

tracy · January 17, 2014, 12:15:48 PM

Quote from: Trevor on January 17, 2014, 01:36:41 AM
Friday morning, 17 January.

Severe mobility issues reported: they are starting to move on their own.

Uh,oh....I'll hold the door open for them.

Trevor · January 20, 2014, 06:44:51 AM

Quote from: tracy on January 17, 2014, 12:15:48 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 17, 2014, 01:36:41 AM
Friday morning, 17 January.

Severe mobility issues reported: they are starting to move on their own.

Uh,oh....I'll hold the door open for them.

LOL

Trevor · January 20, 2014, 06:47:01 AM

20 -24 January

Monday: no undies worn on weekend, so it's THONG time!

Ready for what friends of mine call bum floss!

Flangepart · January 20, 2014, 06:04:39 PM

Quote from: Trevor on January 17, 2014, 01:32:20 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on January 16, 2014, 09:15:07 AM
Trevor's undies could make a great addition to farming and erosion control. It's like putting fertilizer and a burlap soil bag together.

I wear satin and lace bikini briefs, not burlap bags.

AH! Okay then...they go to a lawn care co. in Burbank California.

RCMerchant · January 24, 2014, 08:03:22 AM

Flangepart · January 24, 2014, 09:21:03 AM

Trevor's Underwire Underworld Underwear: For the werewolf or vampire who needs REALLY tough undies! They stretch like spandex, but can stop a silver bullet.