An Ode to Trevor's Undies

[Trevor]

There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!

You're describing the cast of The Star Wars Holiday Special there with the words 'brown' and 'lumpy'. 

[Flangepart]

When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!

[Leah]

Trevor's undies were stained
Stench worse than an ass
But the stench was restrained
In South Africa, A place now being known for class.

[Umaril Has Returned]

UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor.   

Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!

Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!

[ER]

Trevor's underpants,
Scarier than the outhouse
Of mighty King Kong.

[retrorussell]

Funny.. when I first saw this thread it was right below the "Anyone else been sick?" thread. 

[Trevor]

When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!

[Trevor]

UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor.   

Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!

Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!

Samuel L Jackson in SWAT: "Prop fruitoftheloomski in the A car." 

[Umaril Has Returned]

That was pretty much my own original work, not Jackson's, but I think he'll get over it