Celebrity meats!

[Bushma]

But a new start-up called BiteLabs is claiming to want to make human test-tube meat a reality. And they want to use celebrities to do it. 

"At the moment, our primary goal is to provoke discussion and debate around topics of bioethics and celebrity culture," said Martin from the BiteLabs team. He says he wishes to remain anonymous at this time, due to the controversy surrounding the focus of the company. "We see inefficiencies, environmental hazards, and ethical problems in the world's food production and distribution. There are exciting opportunities to disrupt these industries while opening new ways to consume celebrity culture."

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-bitelabs-make-salami-celebrity-tissue-samples-20140304,0,438753.story#ixzz2vCCvzJUj

Anyone else Remembering Antiviral from 2012 or is it just me?
CIFF (2012) Antiviral Official Trailer - Brandon Cronenberg Movie HD

Personally, I'll wait until they have Scarlett Johansson.  I'd eat her.   

[ChaosTheory]

When I clicked this I thought it was gonna be about......something else.


I'll show myself out.

[Umaril Has Returned]

When I clicked this I thought it was gonna be about......something else.


I'll show myself out.

Uh yeah, I'm right behind you friend....

So they want to grow meat out of the cells of celebrities.  Well the good Lord knows if I see John Holmes pepperoni on the shelves, I ain't buying that.....

[ChaosTheory]

Well the good Lord knows if I see John Holmes pepperoni on the shelves, I ain't buying that.....

Or John Waters chicken nuggets? 

[Couchtr26]

I want my designer celeb meat now.  I'm willing to spend god awful amounts on it.

[Rev. Powell]

No Kevin Bacon joke yet?

[indianasmith]

Every time you think this world can't sink any lower . . .

[Couchtr26]

Every time you think this world can't sink any lower . . .

That is the joys of the world.  When we think we have hit rock bottom a new ledge appears and we descend further into its Stygian depths. 

[Trevor]

I wouldn't like to eat anyone in Hollywood. 

[Umaril Has Returned]

Every time you think this world can't sink any lower . . .

How can you get lower when hell is in the gutter?

[tracy]

Every time you think this world can't sink any lower . . .

No kidding! People are really weird.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Ron Jeremy's new line of cream filled donuts..no there's one to wait for....NOT.

[Flangepart]

Every time you think this world can't sink any lower . . .

How can you get lower when hell is in the gutter?

Good grief...
Well, might as well get some jokes out of it. I some of us have.