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TMI movie quotes?

Started by Trevor, March 20, 2014, 01:16:44 AM

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Trevor

I thought of this when I watched Roger Donaldson's The Recruit the other night:

Colin Farrell [jumps into Al Pacino's car, startling him into spilling hot coffee onto his lap] "All right, you better start telling me what the hell's going on!"
Al Pacino: "Ah, man, my dick's on fire!"

:buggedout: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

retrorussell

FIGHT CLUB:
Helena Bonham Carter: I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

From RAT RACE:
"Mom!  I'm prairie dogging back here!"
"Prairie dogging?"
"You know, when they poke their head out and pull it back again!"
"EEEEWWW!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

tracy

Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: tracy on March 20, 2014, 01:32:05 PM
I still can't believe this one.... :buggedout:

Brandon Lee compliments Dolph Lundgren's endowment

Showdown In Little Tokyo. I lnow man, I was a bit taken aback by this one too the first time I heard it....

retrorussell

Elvis talking about his pus-filled growth on his d*ck in BUBBA HO-TEP.

Elvis: I was dreamin'.  Dreamin' my d*ck was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do.  Dreams let you think like that. Truth was.. I hadn't had a hard-on in years.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

tracy

Quote from: retrorussell on March 23, 2014, 10:01:39 PM
Elvis talking about his pus-filled growth on his d*ck in BUBBA HO-TEP.

Elvis: I was dreamin'.  Dreamin' my d*ck was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do.  Dreams let you think like that. Truth was.. I hadn't had a hard-on in years.

:buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :buggedout:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.