The Starving Games (2013)

[Trevor]

What the heck is this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Starving_Games

Kantmis Evershot: 

[Flangepart]

THIS version...I might watch.

[Chainsawmidget]

I love the reception there.

Max Nicholson of IGN called it "a horrible, horrible piece of cinema that needn't be watched by any person ever."

Even the plot summary there sounds painful. 

[Trevor]

Max Nicholson of IGN called it "a horrible, horrible piece of cinema that needn't be watched by any person ever."

I am awaiting its' South African release date. 

[Chainsawmidget]

Max Nicholson of IGN called it "a horrible, horrible piece of cinema that needn't be watched by any person ever."

I am awaiting its' South African release date. 

No, Trevor.  Don't support these people.  If people actually pay money to see these movies, they'll just think that the audiance wants more of them.

[Rev. Powell]

Max Nicholson of IGN called it "a horrible, horrible piece of cinema that needn't be watched by any person ever."

I am awaiting its' South African release date. 

No, Trevor.  Don't support these people.  If people actually pay money to see these movies, they'll just think that the audiance wants more of them.

I just looked up Friedman and Seltzer on Wikipedia. Every single movie they have made has turned a profit (STARVING GAMES hasn't yet, but probably will). SCARY MOVIE (probably the best one) made back 14 times its budget. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon. I weep.

[claws]

The guys behind The Starving Games also did:

Disaster Movie (2008) 1.9/10 IMDb Rating
Epic Movie (2007) 2.3/10
Meet the Spartans (2008) 2.6/10
Date Movie (2006) 2.7/10
Vampires Suck (2010) 3.5/10

[Chainsawmidget]

I just looked up Friedman and Seltzer on Wikipedia. Every single movie they have made has turned a profit (STARVING GAMES hasn't yet, but probably will). SCARY MOVIE (probably the best one) made back 14 times its budget. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Maybe they are, maybe they're not.  We don't know how long the contract they made with Satan lasts. 

[Flangepart]

The guys behind The Starving Games also did:

Disaster Movie (2008) 1.9/10 IMDb Rating
Epic Movie (2007) 2.3/10
Meet the Spartans (2008) 2.6/10
Date Movie (2006) 2.7/10
Vampires Suck (2010) 3.5/10

YEEPS! Maybe I won't...

[BoyScoutKevin]

The guys behind The Starving Games also did:

Disaster Movie (2008) 1.9/10 IMDb Rating
Epic Movie (2007) 2.3/10
Meet the Spartans (2008) 2.6/10
Date Movie (2006) 2.7/10
Vampires Suck (2010) 3.5/10

YEEPS! Maybe I won't...

I look at it this way. They went from 1.9 and 2.6 in 2008 to 3.5 in 2010. It looks like they are getting better. And if they keep at it for another 10 or so years, they might actually make something that's decent.

[Trevor]

I look at it this way. They went from 1.9 and 2.6 in 2008 to 3.5 in 2010. It looks like they are getting better. And if they keep at it for another 10 or so years, they might actually make something that's decent.

Agreed: even Uwe Boll got that right with Darfur/Attack On Darfur.