What's the most annoying thing you can do with smilies?

[Olivia Bauer]

[Bushma]

           
         
             
            
       

[Javakoala]

Use them?

[Trevor]

UNDERPANTS

[Jack]

Stick one after every sentence of every post, like I do 

[Flangepart]

      
     
     
     

[tracy]

[Chainsawmidget]

The most annoying thing I can think of   

Hmm  tough one   I suppose if I wanted to be really annoying  there is one idea that comes to mind   Using similes instead of punctuation   That strikes me as the kind of thing that would get old real quick

Is that annoying enough for you 

If nothing else I tried 

[Allhallowsday]

The word is "smiles".  Annoying?   

[Derf]

How about attempting to associate each one with a different form of flatulence?

= I farted. It felt good.
= Is this a fart or something more?
= That was more than a fart. And it hurt.
= That was a nasty fart. And I'm stuck on this elevator for twenty more floors.
= Farts after Mexican food or Indian curries really burn.
= I totally got away with blaming that fart on the dog.
= The devil has entered my bowels. I can smell the brimstone in my farts.
= I'm so drunk I don't care if this fart is extra moist.
= I'm gonna sneak into my friend's room and fart on his head to wake him up.
= I just farted on my friend's head.
= My friend just farted on my head.
(Alt.) = Here I sit, broken-hearted--Paid a dime and only farted.
= I could taste that fart. Ew.
= Farting is so not funny. How childish.
= Dude! That fart was most exellently rank!
= Farting is cool!
= Farting is nasty!

[Trevor]

= That was more than a fart. And it hurt.
= That was a nasty fart. And I'm stuck on this elevator for twenty more floors.

[Flangepart]

 = Jim Kirk hits a green woman
 = She tells him to 'blast off'
  = He can't believe it!
    = Kirk is sad.
     = McCoy laughs his a$$ off.
      =McCoy drinks another mint julip.
       =Scotty takes another slug of Scotch.
         = Kirk joins them.
           =They go around rating chicks.
             = Yoeman Rand and Uhura bail them out of a local jail.
               = The green woman comes around, poimts and laughs.
                 =Spock grins but only on the inside.
                   =Spock shows distain on the outside.
                     = Kirk is in a really bad mood for the next solar week.
                        McCoy and Scotty just keep drinking.

[Trevor]

Boss just caught me buggering around on my PC.

[Josso]

                             
                                                                                                             
                                                                                                             
                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                  
                                                 

[Leah]

Pretty sure making one that looks like a penis and/or vagina would go against the rules.