The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones

[Dr. Whom]

I was fully expecting to like this movie. I have a weakness for silly self-indulgent movies with everything, and this certainly seemed to have everything, demons, half-angels, vampires, warlocks, werewolves, magic objects, a chosen one...

Yet what a mess! What is going on in this movie? What possesses the characters to act the way they do? What is the point of all this? (in fairness, I wasn't entirely sober when I watched it, I may have missed bits)

Also, we have the most awkward love story ever documented on film. Even Twilight was better.

[WingedSerpent]

I stayed away from this movie for three simple words:  Jamie Campell Bower. 

Of the few things I've seen him in, (Sweeny Todd and the only season of Starz's Camelot.) he's typically the weakest point in them.  Other then that, I really didn't see anything about this film that made me want to see it. 

[Dr. Whom]

He is pretty bad in it, but incredibly, not the weakest point in the movie. Just about everybody else is equally unwatchable.