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Man robs Waffle House with pitchfork

Started by sprite75, May 02, 2014, 09:03:17 PM

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sprite75

The Florida must be rubbing off on Georgia;

QuotePolice said a man entered the restaurant around 5:30 p.m., armed with a pitchfork.

The suspect herded the employees into the stockroom with the pitchfork and then attempted to open the cash register.

When he was unable to do so, he picked up the cash register and left the restaurant.

As he was leaving the parking lot, he tripped and dropped the pitchfork.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

You just have to kind of marvel at the thought process that goes into deciding to rob a waffle house with a pitchfork.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Rev. Powell

Police have released a sketch of the suspect and his accomplice:

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Umaril Has Returned

Oh my, how waffle of him to do such a thing.....

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: sprite75 on May 02, 2014, 09:03:17 PM
The Florida must be rubbing off on Georgia;

QuotePolice said a man entered the restaurant around 5:30 p.m., armed with a pitchfork.

The suspect herded the employees into the stockroom with the pitchfork and then attempted to open the cash register.

When he was unable to do so, he picked up the cash register and left the restaurant.

As he was leaving the parking lot, he tripped and dropped the pitchfork.

Two comments. Actually, three comments.

Too too funny. Though, I imagine it was not funny at the time for any of the employees who were there.

At least he kept hold of what was important: the cash register. Though, if he had dropped the cash register, either accidentally or on purpose, it might have opened up right there in the parking lot.

And at least he didn't enter with intent to rob with a big steaming pile of . . . shaving cream!