Ditsy Newscaster + Nail Gun.

[ER]

Obviously not a Texan, she.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/watch-this-woman-almost-shoot-herself-in-the-face-with-a-nai

[Jack]

That's the type of person who always manages to live through the initial stages of a zombie apocalypse though.  I've never been able to figure that out.

[LilCerberus]

Seeee? Now if they hadn't banned handguns in Australia she'd have been able to take a fire arm safety course and then she would've known how to hold a nail gun!