What riffs have YOU come up with while watching bad movies?

[retrorussell]

I posted something like this eons ago and can't find the thread..
Oh well.
What clever riffs did YOU come up with, that may have made MST3K proud?

Me:

PIECES
(at presentation of title)
Pisces: The film for dyslexic zodiac enthusiasts!

[Sitting Duck]

During the opening credits of the David Lynch Dune:

[credit of Music Composed and Performed by Toto]
[witch voice] I'll get you, my pretty, and your little composer, too!

[Leah]

During Commando:
"They had 2 days left til retirement for crying out loud!"

Troll 2:
"Humping a magical boulder isn't normal, but on meat sandwich it is."

[retrorussell]

PIGS (1972)

(Title screen appears)
Filmed on location with the cooperation of the Los Angeles Police Department!
also:
This film must have been made by a feminist.

[Lyedecker]

My wife and I have a running joke whenever we are watching a film and there is an actor who vaguely resembles another actor. "They couldn't afford ______"

for instance, when we were watching Total Recall, she said "That one guy looks like Danny DeVito. What they couldn't afford him?" and I said "No, dear. They blew their budget on Schwarzeneggar and Ronny Cox"