Florida Condiment Fight Left Live-In Combatants Drenched In Ketchup, Maple Syrup

[sprite75]

More from our favorite state;

Two condiment-armed 19-year-olds squared off against each other last night in the Florida apartment they share, a confrontation that ended with them drenched in ketchup and maple syrup, according to police.

Lorenzo Ramirez and his girlfriend Marisol Morales got into a verbal argument around 9:20 PM when "Marisol decided to drag the bed out into the living room to sleep separately from Lorenzo," according to a probable cause affidavit.

When Ramirez refused to help move the furniture, Morales took a bottle of maple syrup from a nearby refrigerator and attempted to pour it on the bed. But Ramirez allegedly grabbed the syrup from Morales and "poured it over her head."

Morales responded by grabbing a ketchup bottle and began squirting the contents on her beau. "Both parties then trashed the house and Marisol contacted law enforcement," a cop noted.

I got this one;

[Umaril Has Returned]

Gee, what a waste of good ketchup....

[Jack]

I relish a good fight.

[Umaril Has Returned]

I relish a good fight.

Indeed, good sir. Apparently the two combatants mustard up enough courage to make it look like a good fight.