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Started by sprite75, June 11, 2014, 09:44:54 PM

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sprite75

June 11, 2014, 09:44:54 PM
Florida, again;

QuoteShort on cash, the 29-year-old Floridian allegedly offered to provide a salad to a prostitute in exchange for oral sex, according to cops.

Liverman was arrested Monday morning during a reverse sting that netted nine other men for soliciting a prostitute. The hookers in question were actually undercover Daytona Beach Police Department officers.

While negotiating a liaison with a female officer, Liverman--who was "operating a bicycle"--revealed that he did not have any money. "I'm hungry, you got food?" the undercover asked. Liverman replied, "I got a salad," according to a booking affidavit.

"I'll give you a blow job for a salad," the cop declared. Liverman replied, "You ready to go?" The document does not detail the location of Liverman's salad (or its street value). Liverman was busted because he and the cop "agreed upon the sexual act in exchange for food," investigators reported.





I got this one;

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

bob

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June 11, 2014, 10:54:37 PM Last Edit: July 13, 2014, 10:50:02 PM by bob
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ER

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June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Ed, Ego and Superego

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June 12, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: ER on June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?

Doesn't "Tossing Salad" have a very suitable meaning here?
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Umaril Has Returned

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June 12, 2014, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 12, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: ER on June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?

Doesn't "Tossing Salad" have a very suitable meaning here?


Not to mention the house dressing that most likely would come with the salad....

TheDope

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June 18, 2014, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on June 12, 2014, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 12, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: ER on June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?

Doesn't "Tossing Salad" have a very suitable meaning here?

Not to mention the house dressing that most likely would come with the salad....

"Sorry pal... that wasn't ranch!"

- TGWD


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

sprite75

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June 20, 2014, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 12, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: ER on June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?

Doesn't "Tossing Salad" have a very suitable meaning here?


Or salad shooter....
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril Has Returned

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June 23, 2014, 10:03:24 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 18, 2014, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on June 12, 2014, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 12, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: ER on June 12, 2014, 01:05:05 PM
I wonder if the cop still got the salad?

Doesn't "Tossing Salad" have a very suitable meaning here?

Not to mention the house dressing that most likely would come with the salad....

"Sorry pal... that wasn't ranch!"

- TGWD

Bada Bing!    :cheers:
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