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Why Hogwarts was not in Scotland.

Started by Flangepart, June 25, 2014, 08:29:50 AM

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Originally, Dumbledor wanted to locate Hogwarts in Scotland, but the Grim Accountant of Inverness demanded Haggis at every meal...and no amount of magic would keep that from going over like a lead kilt.
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(Not to mention all the girls would go around peering up the giant's kilt.)
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