Date advice from Debbie.

[Flangepart]

"Liz, I tell ya, never date Elmer Fudd. He's weird even for a toon. He's unbearable unless you put on his hat!"

[Jack]

If we just took a hedge trimmer across right about at the bottom of the hat, you'd actually be pretty cute.

[tracy]

I'm tellin' you,Betty,you'd love this job. And the bigger your hair is,the better hat you get.

[sprite75]

Debbie after escaping from The Master and the Manos Cult.

[retrorussell]

Hello, Hats 'R Us?  I want a refund; you only sent me half a hat!