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Mutant Cows: This time it's personal.

Started by Flangepart, July 22, 2014, 08:18:21 AM

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Flangepart



Elmer couldn't wait to get the squirrel paws grafted to his hooves. Then he could handle human tools just like his daughter.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

TheDope




Daughter Cow: Mama, if we're the dominant species on Earth and humans are our livestock, where do we get milk from?

Elsie: You don't want to know, dear.  YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!"


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

retrorussell

Squirrel: Psst!  Hey, Grams!  There's a truck outside that says "Jerry's Slaughterhouse" on it!  I think they've come to pick you guys up!  Not sure what 'slaughterhouse' means..
Elsie: Me neither, but it sounds fun!  Let's go!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."