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SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE (2014)

Started by indianasmith, July 30, 2014, 12:46:51 AM

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indianasmith

OK, I missed the early show because of VBS, so I am catching the second feature.
Here goes - cameos by Will Wheaton, Ted Striker, Ozzy's daughter, Kelly Ripa and Michael
Strahan - and that's in the first ten minutes!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

"we're talking at least 12 inches of sharks!"   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Matt Lauer, Al Roker, and Judd Hirsch!  This keeps getting better! LOL
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Aaaaand an alligator in the sewer FTW!!!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

FatFreddysCat

I thought it was a hoot. Definitely better than the first.
...I kinda wanted to see a shark eat Al Roker or Matt Lauer, though...
oh, well.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

indianasmith

Dang! How long does a giant bronze head keep rolling, anyway???
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

"Up to two inches of shark per hour!"

HOW STUPID CAN THIS MOVIE GET????
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

This movie just jumped the shark - and baked it, and ran over it, and . . . 
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Not just a sharknado  but an EF-5 Sharknado!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Flaming sharks falling from the sky!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

You know, I am not sure that it is physically possible to split a fifteen foot great white down the middle with a chainsaw that quickly!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Could Tara Reid be the next MACHINE GIRL??
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"