The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Josso]

How come they don't make padded bath tubs for senior citizens?

you're really taking this random thought thing seriously

Well actually wouldn't the act of taking it seriously decrease randomization

OH GOD NOW I'M TAKING IT SERIOUSLY

[LilCerberus]

What if an astronaut turns into a werewolf, but he's all alone on the spaceship, so he can't hurt anybody, but mission control always sees it, and he turn's into the werewolf when it's a full moon on earth in the town where he was bitten right before the mission, & the werewolf is too dumb to work the airlock, & the guy just wakes up one a month & his spaceship is a wreck & he's always gotta clean it up...

[ER]

Instead of a business/marketing major dropping 150 grand on a college education, shouldn't they spend that money opening an actual business? Maybe buying into an existing business and learning as they go? After all, if the full-time teachers really knew much about business, wouldn't they be in business instead of teaching it?

[LilCerberus]

This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

[ER]

This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.

[indianasmith]

I am editing the novel I finished this summer in preparation for sending it to my publisher . . .
  it's the first time I've read it since I finished it at the end of June, and I am pleased with how it's turned out.
  I hope it gets accepted, like the first two did!

[Bushma]

I'm out in Madras Oregon driving big rigs. Best part is that I'm getting paid to do this. Work can be randomly fun sometimes!

[Dennis]

I'm still going to the office each day, for the most part my job now is answering the few phone calls we get and telling the callers that we are no longer in business, I just realized that I've been promoted to a soon to be unemployed telecommunication specialist.

[LilCerberus]

Love shmove...
Imagine running though a field of flowers, but if you tried to pick them, they'd attack you, or if you just tried to take in the aroma, or just look at the field, they'd attack you... In fact, you're probably lucky all the pretty flowers are too wrapped up in their flower stuff to notice your there, otherwise, you'd be one screwed little bachelor!

[LilCerberus]

This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.

The guy who owned Chic-fill-le passed away over the weekend...
I  didn't hear about it until today.
I would've thought there'd be more fanfare, considering how ticked off the lgbt got...

[JaseSF]

Does a tree hurt when you cut it down? Is there an unheard cry? Do other trees around reinforce them against attack (saw a TV show the other day that claimed they did?!)...

[cqmorrell]

This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.

The guy who owned Chic-fill-le passed away over the weekend...
I  didn't hear about it until today.
I would've thought there'd be more fanfare, considering how ticked off the lgbt got...

I always have liked Chic-fil-A, they have better tasting chicken nuggets and fries than McDonalds and Burger King. *shrug*

[LilCerberus]

Does a tree hurt when you cut it down? Is there an unheard cry? Do other trees around reinforce them against attack (saw a TV show the other day that claimed they did?!)...

"If trees could scream, would we cut them down? We probably would, if they did it all the time, for no reason." - Jack Handy

[Jack]

Considering plants don't have brains or consciousness, I can't quite see how they'd experience pain or anything else.  It's like asking if when you pour vinegar on baking soda, does it experience excitement?

[Flangepart]

If dogs had opposable thumbs, who would be in more trouble, cats or humans?