A joke too far.

[Flangepart]

When the neighbor fired up the chain saw, and asked "Hey, is that the Captain's log?" for the thousandth time, Edna used her 'pet wood' to give him a Proctology lesson he'd never forget.

[retrorussell]

I'm your number one fan.  Here, spread your legs apart a bit for me.  And can you hand me that sledgehammer?  Thanks.

[sprite75]

Brings a new meaning to the term "morning wood."