Guy in Florida (as usual) going by God busted after mushroom melee

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Quintessential Florida;

Port St. Lucie police encountered "God," whose real name is Martin Najera, on Nov. 21 at an apartment in the 1800 block of Southeast Walton Lakes Drive, according to an arrest affidavit.

A man identified as the victim said Najera, 24, took some mushrooms and wanted to fight him.

"He said Martin also urinated on the floor and was tearing up the apartment," an affidavit states.

An officer tried to speak with Najera, but said Najera spit in his face.

As usual, I got this one;

[Jack]

That's rather undignified behavior for a supreme being