Police Arrest Couple For "Auto" erotic Romp

[sprite75]

Some more Florida people getting it on;

JANUARY 7--A Florida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spotted having sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach auto dealership, police report.

Officers responding to Mike's Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, "inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belong to either subject," according to a police report.

Cops were summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by a witness who "advised officers he just witnessed both suspects having sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight." The 39-year-old man added that he heard the trysting duo moaning.

Upon exiting the minivan, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the 300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spit in the face of a female officer, police reported.

Got this one.

[indianasmith]

Wait a minute - 300 pounds, having sex ON TOP of the minivan, and the vehicle survived intact?
The car company needs to work that into their commercials!!! LOL

[sprite75]

Wait a minute - 300 pounds, having sex ON TOP of the minivan, and the vehicle survived intact?
The car company needs to work that into their commercials!!! LOL

Either that or that minivan is due for quite the markdown now.

[indianasmith]

"Never driven, roughly used!"

[bob]

this seems like something out of a porno

[sprite75]

"Never driven, roughly used!"

Rode hard, put away...well you know.