Does your Valentine like chocolate? Here's something to get them...

[sprite75]

Yeah, this is something you can get now for that special someone - pieces of candy shaped like a certain area of the body.

Anyone still looking for a gift to give this Valentine's Day is rapidly running out of time, and unless you feel like risking your prospects of getting laid on overnight shipping, you'll probably want to get it out of the way.

Chocolate and sex are both Valentine's Day staples, but if you really want to think outside of the heart-shaped box on Saturday, there's really only one option: an Edible Anus:

For just $38.95 (plus the cost of expedited shipping), the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate starfish that no reasonable person wouldn't enjoy receiving as a gift.

The man behind the Edible Anus, Magnus Irvin, first started by casting his own anus. The process, however, wasn't without setbacks.

[indianasmith]

I'm moving to Pluto.

[sprite75]

I'm moving to Pluto.

Take me with you.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Sounds like those would go well with the candy underpants, some made out of chocolate, which can be purchased in some places.