Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown

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An Ohio man's pet pig went and ate all the man's marijuana.  The man became quite upset and went on a big ol' drinking binge;

While the pig, named Millie, ended up with pot in her belly, she is not a pot-bellied pig, based on a review of photos of the animal.

Investigators say that Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof alcohol. Spohn threatened to harm himself during several 911 calls, according to a Washington County Sheriff's Office report.

Upon arriving at the Spohn residence in Waterford, deputies learned from Spohn's wife Heather that he was upset over their marital problems and "because their pig had ate all of his marijuana." She added, "Chad gets upset when he does not have marijuana."

Spohn was "highly agitated" and uncooperative with deputies and, after a tussle, "had to be subdued with a Taser in order to be placed under arrest." He was charged with disorderly conduct by intoxication and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors.

He's made it known he doesn't want the pig anymore.

[Jack]

The pig, on the other hand, was mellow as could be.

[Newt]

How did the pig end up?  IN a pot?  Smoked pork?  Stuffed pork roast? 

[Bushma]

How did the pig end up?  IN a pot?  Smoked pork?  Stuffed pork roast? 

I wonder what bacon and ham would taste like from a pig that's been fed pot regularly.

[Newt]

Aha!