Paying bar tabs with rocks doesn't work.

[sprite75]

As a Florida (obviously) man learned the hard way.

A judge has ordered a psychiatric examination for a man who allegedly tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat.

Cops in Tallahassee, Florida say that on Wednesday, Jared Simpson, 24, visited the 4th Quarter Bar & Grill and rung up a $10 tab. When it came time to pay up, Simpson allegedly tried to get the bartender to accept a rock as payment.

When the woman decided that a stone wasn't legal tender, Simpson responded by throwing a ripped-up dollar bill at her and saying he "would pay [her] in other ways," according to the probable cause affidavit.

[Trevor]

I got this: 

[bob]

so that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

[sprite75]

so that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

Not paying with rocks?  Or paying with rocks?

[bob]

so that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

Not paying with rocks?  Or paying with rocks?

not paying with rocks, I've been using night lights

[sprite75]

so that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

Not paying with rocks?  Or paying with rocks?

not paying with rocks, I've been using night lights

Is the bar now visible from space?