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Now we have the vibrator with a camera on the end.

Started by sprite75, March 03, 2015, 08:37:08 PM

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sprite75

Some people on Earth have too much time on their hands.

QuoteNow you can send live footage of this vibrator going up into your crotch and give yourself or your partner the view that no one has ever asked for during sex.

With a name reminiscent of receiving bad news from your doctor, the "Svakom Gaga USB Rechargeable Camera Intimate View Endoscope Vibrator" is the newest in personal photography. It is the perfect tool to either end a relationship or begin a career in the medical profession.

Basically, it is a selfie stick you can use as a dildo, or a dildo you can use as a selfie stick.

In many ways, it is a normal vibrator with a host of stimulation patterns and the ability to increase or decrease the strength, but what turns this from an ordinary sex toy into something you can use to play doctor is the camera at the tip accompanied by LED lights.

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Quote from: sprite75 on March 03, 2015, 08:37:08 PM
Some people on Earth have too much time on their hands.

QuoteNow you can send live footage of this vibrator going up into your crotch and give yourself or your partner the view that no one has ever asked for during sex.

With a name reminiscent of receiving bad news from your doctor, the "Svakom Gaga USB Rechargeable Camera Intimate View Endoscope Vibrator" is the newest in personal photography. It is the perfect tool to either end a relationship or begin a career in the medical profession.

Basically, it is a selfie stick you can use as a dildo, or a dildo you can use as a selfie stick.

In many ways, it is a normal vibrator with a host of stimulation patterns and the ability to increase or decrease the strength, but what turns this from an ordinary sex toy into something you can use to play doctor is the camera at the tip accompanied by LED lights.



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It was inevitable, I suppose...
Still, I wonder how long - I mean how much time it's going to be before we hear some story about how one of these things saved somebody's life...

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