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SINK THE BISMARCK! (What's your toilet game?)

Started by indianasmith, March 21, 2015, 11:44:19 PM

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indianasmith

Due to an aging septic system, our downstairs toilet does not always produce enough flow to pull down a floating turd.  So, about once a week, we have a persistent brown trout doing the breast stroke in our toilet bowl despite repeated attempts to flush it.  So I drink a gallon of iced tea, play SKYRIM until my bladder is about to burst, and hose the thing down with all the might and muster of a powerful urine jet in an attempt to break it into smaller, more flushable pieces.  If I succeed . . .

I have SUNK THE BISMARCK!

So, come on, guys. . .  what are your toilet games??? :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

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Jack

That's a fascinating story Indy, thanks for sharing  :teddyr:
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Allhallowsday

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Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 23, 2015, 04:14:37 PM
TMI
E-yeah...it makes me wonder if someone hacked Indy's login...I mean his signin code!
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indianasmith

It was very late and I was kinda punchy.  Sorry about that . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

When I was in primary school, the male kids would play a game at the urinals and try to see who would be the first one to successfully pee out of the window above the urinals without messing his nether garments.

This all stopped one day when one of us - me perhaps? - accidentally peed on a teacher's head outside the window. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

The Burgomaster

Well, there are several:

* 10 Seconds to lift-off
* Gas, gas, gas!
* Dropping the kids in for a swim
* Don't spill the beans
* Chili spin-art
* Stink, stank, stunk
* The Alaskan pipeline
* No more Indian food for you, young man!
* Asteroids around Uranus
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RCMerchant

Yer sewer is backed up? Our just yer-..shiiii--- ( I almost said s**tter.. :buggedout:)

If it's your sewer-get a septic guy over-so he he sink his backhoe in yer yard-OR-

You can scoop it out with a noodle strainer-it dont cost much-but hey-it's now got a duel purpose!  :smile:
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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RCMerchant

As far as game goes-I like to destroy cigerette butts with my p**s stream.   :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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