(You know where!) couple arrested for going at it in full view of playground

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A Florida (obviously) couple was arrested for going at it in full view of a playground;

Danielle Stager, 26, and Shane Johnson, 38, were initially observed late Friday afternoon with their pants down while next to a tree near the playground in Greenacres, a city about 10 miles from Palm Beach.

A quartet of youngsters--none of whom was older than 10--told police that they spotted the pantsless pair.

By the time cops responded to a call about the public sex, they discovered that Stager and Johnson had relocated to a nearby truck, where they were continuing to have sex (Stager's feet were dangling out the driver's side door while Johnson kneeled above her).

Upon spotting the police, Stager announced, "Shane, we are going to jail."

That's one nail she hit right on the head, as it were.

I got this one.

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