And I quote...

[Flangepart]

 Stephen King
"A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh."
― Stephen King

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[Rev. Powell]

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."― Lemony Snicket

[indianasmith]

"You know, when you really think about it, rhinocerouses are just really fat unicorns."  - one of my 8th graders

[ER]

"Me. We."

--Muhammad Ali, 1974

(Sometimes said to be the shortest poem in the English language.)

[Flangepart]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
>Groucho Marx<

A Children's Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation.
>James Lileks<

[Rev. Powell]

"Life is like a B-movie: you don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again."—Ted Turner

[A_Dubya]

"That's awesome dude, I got fifty-seven hundred dollars this year [tax return] so I bought a new Mac. f**k bills and lines of credit. I can't watch porn on those."

-adamclark

[etmoviesb]

He who wields
a minigun,
fears not.
- Haiku of Netrisca from Serious Sam

[dean]

Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion.

David Cronenberg

[Trevor]

Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion.

David Cronenberg

When I look at the horrors of the SA Censor Board (1933 - 1994) I agree with that 100%.

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[lester1/2jr]

"Days will come in which the vines shall grow, when each one will have ten-thousand branches and every single branch ten-thousand twigs and on every single twig ten-thousand leaves and on every single leaf ten-thousand clusters, and on every single cluster ten-thousand grapes and each grape that is pressed will give twenty-five measures of wine. And when one of the saints plucks a cluster, another cluster shall call, 'I am better, take me, bless the Lord through me.' In the same way an ear of wheat will grow ten-thousand kernels of grain, and every single ear of wheat will have ten-thousand kernels and every single kernel will give five pounds of the finest pure flour, and the rest of the ripe fruits and the seeds and the grass will be like these in a following proportion. And all the creatures who desire these foods will receive them from the earth, becoming peaceable and united to one another, submissive to men and entirely obedient."

-Jesus (according to Papias who was an assistant to the Apostle John edit: no it was second hand)