Who should be the next president?

[RCMerchant]

I dont have ANY opinion on this-because the front runner Hillary is full of s**t-I dont trust anyone who forgives her husband for f**king everything in sight-shes in it for the money and fame.
As for all the Republicans-thats scary-Jeb (say it in a DELIVERANCE kinda voice-JEB! SQUELL PIGGY!) or insane moron money fool Trump-is this reaaly happining He is really second in the running to be the nomination for the president-THIS guy what the f**k are you people thinking??? Ill vote for that crazy nut-what was his name The neo nazi ass from the 70s-help me out here-LaVerne La-some freak from Indiana La Cross-La-La Hitler
'Member that guy had glasses-ran on an independent for years-really crazy basterd. La-la-la-f**k-I dunno.

Dont know-but are you Republicans SERIOUS. TRUMP??
I pray not-because I thought all these mexicans I work with at the canning factory for the last 30 years were hard working people helping put food on yer f**king table-I didnt know they were RAPISTS!!! AHH! MONSTERS!
That man is a child.

[RCMerchant]

I dont trust Christie-he's a gangster. Hes been gathering money-and hoarding it untill-POW! I wanna be President!
Ren Paul-I actually kinda like him in a warped kinda way..like I like zombies. He has no clue
On the democrat side-f**k Hillary-what the f**k,-dont you guys got anybody besides Hillary to give use If you dont-were gonna end up with a backwoods f**k or a self centered meglomaniac as the ruler of this f**king country.
Im wrong Jeb aint a backwoods f**k-hes just a member of a clan of crazy a***oles who wanna toss us into WW 3.

[indianasmith]

I'm ready for a President whose name is NOT Clinton or Bush.
There's such a wealth of candidates on my side I'm having a hard time making up my mind.
I like Rubio, Scott Walker, and Carly Fiorina, and Mike Huckabee always has a warm place in my heart.
Trump is utterly unelectable.

[Trevor]

Me: free dirty undies for everyone ;)

[Leah]

I'm for Bernie Sanders, since he isn't being bought by corporations like the others, or by name recognition like Clinton or Bush.

[indianasmith]

He's getting a huge following and may well take the nomination from Hillary.
I just can't agree with a top tax bracket of 90%.  I don't care how rich you are or how you make your money, for the government to take that big a cut is pure theft.

That being said, my brother's wife adores him!

Uh - Bernie Sanders, I mean.  Not my brother.

Actually, I guess she adores my brother, too.

Now I'm confused.


What were we talking about?

[Allhallowsday]

This guy: 



Or, this guy: 

[LilCerberus]

Ben Jones

[lester1/2jr]

this guy

[diamondwaspvenom]

I vote for Trevor.

[LilCerberus]

In these times of anti-enlightenment & closed mindedness, a rock head just might be what this country needs.

this guy

[akiratubo]

A U.S. citizen chosen completely at random.

Hey, you.  *poof*  You're the president!

[indianasmith]

I don't really want to be President . . . but if they ever hold an election for Emperor, I'm IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaseSF]

Agree somebody not named Bush or Clinton. Not Trump either...hell, elect a new party.

[Alex]

Why vote for a lesser evil?

http://www.redbubble.com/people/davidayala/works/11314785-vote-cthulhu-2016?p=sticker