Funniest Conspiracy Theories

[JaseSF]

You could devote an entire thread to the Illuminati conspiracy theories. There's hours and hours of theories on youtube and elsewhere. Most of it seems out to lunch but there might be some semblance of truth with there being secret societies and that type of thing. A lot of the theories propose a satanic agenda by Disney and other Hollywood celebrities.

[JaseSF]

My wife something like this:

The amazing part about fake Big Foot sightings is the number of people dressed as Big Foot and sighted while walking in the woods... Those Big Foot costumes are not cheap. :)

Here's something some claim  can help explain Bigfoot and ghost sightings:

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2015/06/infrasound-bigfoot-and-the-paranormal/

http://www.cracked.com/article_18828_the-creepy-scientific-explanation-behind-ghost-sightings.html

[bob]

The international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Considering the government's inability to do ANYTHING else competently, its amazing how they are able to cover up all this stuff. 
-Ed

[lester1/2jr]

I watched an American Greed segment on Kevin Trudeau last night. I didn't realize his whole thing was a massive conspiracy theory where he was like giving out secret information Illumanati type people were hording or something. He's in jail now though.

[Trevor]

I watched an American Greed segment on Kevin Trudeau last night. I didn't realize his whole thing was a massive conspiracy theory where he was like giving out secret information Illumanati type people were hording or something. He's in jail now though.

That's the 'Mega Memory' guy, right? I saw an infomercial for that product and it improved my memory so much that after it was over, I'd forgotten what he was selling. 

[lester1/2jr]

He borrowed those techniques from other well known memory people. One thing that really helped him here was the Atkins diet, which revealed that everything we knew about weight loss was wrong, basically. After that, people were pretty cynical.