Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart

sprite75 · July 27, 2015, 11:15:14 PM

Meet Michael Cunningham. He was recently arrested after being seen exposing the family jewels in a neighborhood Wally World.

QuoteTIGARD, Ore. – Police arrested a man in his early 40s Sunday night who they say was exposing himself in a Walmart.

Police were called at about 9:15 p.m. and were told that a man walking down a store aisle had his genitals exposed, said Tigard police Sgt. Tom Duncan.

A couple with small children spotted him, Duncan said.

The suspect took off before police arrived but he was later found in some bushes by a Beaverton police dog about a half mile away.

That's someone who has a worse love live than I do. I feel better now.

retrorussell · July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM

Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.

I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.

Trevor · July 28, 2015, 01:05:34 AM

Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.

I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.

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sprite75 · July 28, 2015, 03:04:00 AM

Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.

I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.

Half off?

Trevor · July 28, 2015, 03:48:34 AM

Quote from: sprite75 on July 28, 2015, 03:04:00 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.

I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.

Half off?

Bushma · July 31, 2015, 10:49:50 AM

It's summer, I bet he was just trying to cool off.

BoyScoutKevin · August 03, 2015, 04:23:04 PM

He just wanted to prove that everything is smaller in Oregon.

sprite75 · August 03, 2015, 05:57:10 PM

Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.

Yeah, I was just over in that part of Oregon last week. I didn't go to Tigard but saw signs for it as I was leaving Portland to head to Astoria.