Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon.

[sprite75]

Meow.

A man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police.

During the call, the operator calmly explained, "It's not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we don't arrest cats. I'm very sorry."

Hate to see this dude's reaction if the cat drank all the beer in the house.

[Skull]

This is serious! I mean my cats are always looking at my bacon... I won't call the police but I my wife may call the police on me [I'LL KILL THE CAT IF THEY ATE ALL MY BACON]

lol Ok maybe I won't actually kill the cat...

On the other hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJQdQt65JE

BAM!

[retrorussell]

Fittingly enough, the police are called when an incident involving pork product arises..

[Jack]

To protect and serve man, protect and serve.

[Trevor]

A man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police.

During the call, the operator calmly explained, "It's not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we don't arrest cats. I'm very sorry."