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Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag

Started by sprite75, August 12, 2015, 02:38:33 PM

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sprite75

August 12, 2015, 02:38:33 PM
Ewww...

QuoteCops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employees reported that "an older white male" stole $75 worth of ribeye steaks. The workers said that the man drove away from the Roebuck store in a green Nissan (the license plate for which they copied down).

Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office deputies traced the car back to David Samuel Hoyt, 55, who they found at the residence of Angela Woody, who "lives on Shaw Rd. down from the Church of God."

During questioning, Hoyt (seen above) initially denied stealing the steaks, but later "made a verbal confession" to the theft, saying that he put the meat in bags and walked out of Food Lion.

Woody, Hoyt's 47-year-old girlfriend, offered a police lieutenant further details about her beau's steak heist. "Mrs. Woody confirmed that Mr. Hoyt had taken meat from Food Lion by putting it in his colostomy bag," a deputy noted.

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My reaction;


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Skull

#1
August 12, 2015, 04:30:37 PM
75 DOLLARS WORTH?!?

assuming it's 13.00 a pound... so about 6 pounds of meat...

indianasmith

#2
August 12, 2015, 05:20:15 PM
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#3
August 12, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
"Ugh.. these steaks taste sh**ty!"
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

#4
August 12, 2015, 09:02:19 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on August 12, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
"Ugh.. these steaks taste sh**ty!"

Hey!  Waitress!  These steaks taste like s**t!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

bob

#5
August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

sprite75

#6
August 12, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
Quote from: bob on August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.

Yeah, the Florida spread north through Georgia and up into South Carolina.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

BoyScoutKevin

#7
August 18, 2015, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 12, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
Quote from: bob on August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.

Yeah, the Florida spread north through Georgia and up into South Carolina.

Yeah, those steaks are garbage now, but . . .?! he could have gotten more steaks and better steaks in his bag, if he had gone for the filet mignon, instead of the rib eyes.

And welcome to the state of Flogeosoucar.
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