Definitly not a way of trying to murder someone I've ever heard of before...

[Alex]

A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.

The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto — knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife's freshly poisoned nether region.

But here's the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.

Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.

This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!

But he is nobody's fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder.

[Jack]

A simple Google search on "Is putting poison in my vagina a good idea?" could have prevented all this.   

[ER]

I believe we can shut down the Darwin Awards. There will never be anything to top this.

[Flangepart]

I believe we can shut down the Darwin Awards. There will never be anything to top this.

HAH! Shows what you know about stupid.

[Skull]

A simple Google search on "Is putting poison in my vagina a good idea?" could have prevented all this.   

funny. I did google this and found somebody asking for help 'the person got poison ivy on her vagina' (funny but it makes me wonder about sex in the forest)

I believe we can shut down the Darwin Awards. There will never be anything to top this.

lol... I'm not sure, it's hard to top a guy stabbing himself with a sharp knife because he thought his leather jacket would stop the blade...

[bob]

I'll give her points for originality.

[Derf]

I believe we can shut down the Darwin Awards. There will never be anything to top this.

What is that old saying? "The main difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."  The human capacity for doing fatally stupid things is mind boggling.

[ER]

For the record, the best way to murder someone is a method you'll never hear of. That's why it's the best way to murder someone.

[A_Dubya]

I'll give her points for originality.

I will take those points away for her poisoning herself.

[ulthar]

Maybe she got the idea from Joss Whedon ("Firefly" reference).

[Leah]

I believe we can shut down the Darwin Awards. There will never be anything to top this.

I don't know, the guy who died from launching a firework off his head might win this. The poisoned vagina has some weirdness to it, but launching a damn firework off your head is a bit dumber.

[Bushma]

Wait, women have finally figured out they can use their vaginas as weapons?!  Men, we are screwed and not in the good way.