BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

[Trevor]

Happy birthday Brother Jack 

[Rev. Powell]

Happy birthday Jack! 

[Jack]

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

[Trevor]

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

When I hit the big five O (not Hawaii 50, sadly  ) I am going to have one huge party indeed. I might even get drunk, who knows? 

[Rev. Powell]

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

Yeah, I wasn't gonna say it, but you are OLD, man... (I'll be there soon!)

[Newt]

Kids. Hmph.

Happy Birthday, Jack! 

[retrorussell]

Birthdays make for a..
http://youtu.be/52cQeFBU2Kw

[Jack]

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

When I hit the big five O (not Hawaii 50, sadly  ) I am going to have one huge party indeed. I might even get drunk, who knows? 

Alcohol is good - trust me I've conducted extensive research on the subject 

[ER]

You know what'd make somebody's birthday really depressing?

They wake up and their leg is just itching like crazy and is real red. So they go take a shower, cause you know, hey, it's their birthday, might get lucky that day. And when they get out of the shower they realize too late they've put on their old underwear instead of the clean pair. So, natch, they take another shower, because, well, ibid. Then when they get out their leg is itching even more. Just throbbing in one place that is starting to resemble the red spot on Jupiter. So they walk back to their bedroom, pull open the curtains in the previously pitch black bedroom, and notice right beside where they sleep there's a black widow spider. And the mystery of why their leg is itching gets solved.

Wouldn't that be a depressing birthday?

[ER]

Joy to all born in the month of September. May your achievements never exceed you dreams, and may your dreams keep you reaching happily toward your heart's desire!

[Trevor]

Happy birthday, Brother JJ 



"Go. Eat cake. Cake good." 

[Newt]

Happy Birthday JJ80! 

[Rev. Powell]

Happy birthday JJ80! Your present is described here: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,113411.10545.html

[JJ80]

Thanks to one and all! 

[retrorussell]

HBJJ80!  (Like a vanity license plate!)