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Getting my new testicles on Saturday!

Started by Trevor, September 03, 2015, 01:11:41 AM

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Trevor

About time too: I've had these damn things since 2009 - they're going all fuzzy on me.

:buggedout: :buggedout: Sorry: I meant to type 'Spectacles'!  :wink:
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Derf

Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  :teddyr:
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Trevor

Quote from: Derf on September 03, 2015, 06:55:41 AM
Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I just hope the new testicles spectacles I get on Saturday are better than the ones I have now. They better be, at ZAR2000 [$200]!!  :buggedout:
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indianasmith

I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
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Bushma

MG YOU'RE GOING TO TO GET
Quote'Spectacles'
. . .

Ohhhhhh ok. Good for you!
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Rev. Powell

It takes balls to make a joke like that, Trevor.
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on September 03, 2015, 08:15:28 PM
I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...
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Trevor

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Quote from: Flangepart on September 04, 2015, 07:35:16 AM
Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...

:teddyr: :teddyr:

In plain Afrikaans, 'testicles' translates to 'balas' [bah-lars] meaning 'balls' or 'knaters' [kin-nah-ters] meaning the same.  :buggedout:  In proper Afrikaans, the translation is 'testikels': almost the same.  :thumbup:

I can imagine this guy saying: "Your word of the day is 'knaters': dunno what that means but it's a good word."  :wink:

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Jack

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retrorussell

Get a handful of them so they can do this when you walk:
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bob

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Trevor

Quote from: Jack on September 04, 2015, 11:40:44 AM
Did you wear the old ones out or did they get broken?

Both: worn out and squashed  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink: :wink:
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Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.