Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[LilCerberus]

A happy Elvis Presley's birthday to all!

[Flangepart]

I found a hunka hunka burnin' love on my lawn. It burns blue, like methane.

[javakoala]

The sound of my toilet running keeps me awake at night.

[RCMerchant]

This happened when I was in High School in 1980

http://youtu.be/eE7PXGrRup0

that tornado hit us in Lawton before it hit Kzoo.
Me and Rick Specht jumped in his 68 Ford and headed for the swamps! The low ground.
We were really drunk on my neighbors homemade wine-and we did that before we went to class-out in the parking lot-we usta smoke and drink.
The tornado hit and me and Rick jumped in his truck and booked.

[Flangepart]

If I had a terrarium for a lizard, yes it would have tanks and army men in it.

[Rev. Powell]

I care about almost 40% of the statements posted on this thread.

[javakoala]

I hear Kanye West has another album.

[Flangepart]

I hear Kanye West has another album.

I hear, and care not. Of the Sith he is.

[indianasmith]

I made the final payment on my trip to Israel today!  Come March 9, I am Tel Aviv bound!!!

[Trevor]

I made the final payment on my trip to Israel today!  Come March 9, I am Tel Aviv bound!!!

Got room for a South African in your luggage? ;)

[javakoala]

I hear Kanye West has another album.

I hear, and care not. Of the Sith he is.

Well, this thread is about making a statement about SOMETHING NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT. Can't imagine anyone caring about Kanye and his albums. I don't.

Am I misunderstanding the point of this thread?

[Derf]

I hear Kanye West has another album.

I hear, and care not. Of the Sith he is.

Well, this thread is about making a statement about SOMETHING NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT. Can't imagine anyone caring about Kanye and his albums. I don't.

Am I misunderstanding the point of this thread?

No, sir, you are not misunderstanding. And for the record, I care not that Flangepart cares not about caring that others care not about Kanye West's new album. Now if ADAM West were to come out with an album, then I might care.

[Flangepart]

Then again, sometimes you can get rid of a bomb.

[indianasmith]

For the second time in my life, I bought a lottery ticket today.

[LilCerberus]

Somebody around town has been stealing people's dogs for a week or so, then bringing them back...