Odd things people say which make you smile?

[Trevor]

I went to an airport bathroom on the 15th August before my Cape Town flight: the janitor there said: "Hello sir, welcome to my office." 

Nice clean office too. 

[indianasmith]

Sometimes when people ask me how I am, I respond: "Medium well with a side of mushrooms."

[ER]

My mom calls it "chasing a rabbit" when you sit around and talk.

And some evenings she'll ask, "How was the day that was?"

:-)

[javakoala]

Had an Shakespeare instructor who used to ask, "Do you feel more like you do now than you did a while ago?"

He also used to say, "That's the way it goes: First, your money, then your clothes."

[ER]

"Now don't go getting your knickers in a twist!"

My cousin Magda says that when she wants me to settle down about something. It usually makes me laugh, so I do settle down.

[Flangepart]

From a regular at James Lileks The Bleat

"If you are what you eat, eat what you are. I'm going out for a cheesburger."

[retrorussell]

Leslie Neilsen dialogue.



Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.



Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[sprite75]

When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice. 

(Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke).

[Trevor]

When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice. 

(Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke).

"People are just dying to....."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!"   

[indianasmith]

"You look more like you do now than you did the last time I saw you."

[Flangepart]

"I you're like me, and I know I am..."