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Pantless MI man killed masturbating to porn while driving

Started by sprite75, January 26, 2016, 11:42:10 PM

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sprite75

Darwin award nominee?

QuoteA Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car's sun roof and died on the scene
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

Quote from: sprite75 on January 26, 2016, 11:42:10 PM
Darwin award nominee?

QuoteA Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car's sun roof and died on the scene


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javakoala

This is why you shouldn't drive if you don't know if you are coming or going somewhere.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.