Best Quote

[Cloudio]

This category should prove to be interesting, seeing how every B-Film usually has at least one memorable quote.
I have to go with the classic quote from that lovable Kung-Fu Man Of The Cloth Father McGruder:
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
Also high on my list is the bible salesman from Beware: Children At Play:
"Oh, Hell Yeah!" Of course you can hear that quote every Monday night if you are a wrestling fan.
Of course Bruce Campbell has millions of quotes...what are some of your all time favorites?

[Steve.]

Are you talking to me, Cloudio? Well I'm the only one here. "What's in the basket?" (Basket Case) is a poke in the eye for nosey buggers everywhere. "Have a drink - Al" (Warren Oates to a severed head in Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia - a rather fine B-movie).

[AndyC]

Best quote:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper had so many good lines in They Live.

To alien shopper: "You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in '57"
To human: "You, you're ok. This one, real f**kin' ugly."

and who can forget
"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."

[Vermin Boy]

"This 'silly pistol' could put a hole in you the size of a medium grapefruit!"
-- Vincent Price, _The Tingler_

Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief?
Chief: Yeah, they're dead, they're... ALL messed up.
--Night of the Living Dead

"Ya see? Ya see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"
-- Eros the "advanced" alien, Plan 9 from Outer Space

[Raffles]

"Poison Clan rocks the world!"- 5 deadly Venoms (got it from some book)

[Gnobenkase]

I'm with you there!

Also:

"Ma'am, that's like pouring perfume on a pig!"

"You don't need the police, you need a Brazilian plastic surgeon!"  (Why Brazilian, for crying out loud?!)

"You see, I take the glasses off, she looks like a regular woman; I put 'em back on: formaldehyde face!"

[Jim Hepler]

"WHERE'S MY CAKE?!"

-Creepshow

[AndyC]

"Meteor s**t!"
uttered by Sthephen King

[Raffles]

"Heinekin? f**k that s**t, Pabst Blu Ribbon!"-Blue Velvet
"Time for Go to Bed!" Tor Johnson the Unearthly

[Hero-man and Sidekick-boy]

Um for a Horror b-movie

"Swollow this" - Ash, evil dead 2

From a B-movie in General

"I'm not even suppose to be here today" - Dante, Clerks
"Bunch of Savages in this town" - Randal, Clerks

[The Bard]

Nethead: If I were you, I'd Run!
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking

[Guitarwolf]

"They're coming to get you Barbera" - Night of the living Dead

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison from South Park BLU

"Awk" - Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park

"This is seventies porn. You know how I can tell? The guys dick has sideburns" - Bulletproof

"Now squel like a pig" - Deliverence

"Here's a nice piece of s**t" - Billy Madison

"I could have been somebody. I coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront

"Now that's a damn shame when white folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead

[Vermin Boy]

My favorite from Six-String Samurai:

"Nice tuxedo... Nice tuxedo to DIE in!!"

[Andrew]

"Hey, we're going to make babies!" - a sperm, running down the "corridor."

Andrew

[Mofo Rising]

"If my head wasn't hurting so much I'd a sworn I was in heaven, heaven for guys who like big tits."

-Jack, HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS