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RCMerchant

#136
February 07, 2016, 12:15:47 AM
My ass smells like s**t.
:bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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LilCerberus

#137
February 07, 2016, 12:23:38 PM
Why is it that everytime I order a set of thermals online, eBay thinks I'd be interested in a set of @$$less panties? :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Trevor

#138
February 08, 2016, 06:49:17 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 07, 2016, 12:23:38 PM
Why is it that everytime I order a set of thermals online, eBay thinks I'd be interested in a set of @$$less panties? :hatred:

:teddyr: :teddyr:

Send them to me  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#139
February 08, 2016, 06:50:07 AM
My feet hurt: not the bottoms, but the tops. Strange.  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

sprite75

#140
February 08, 2016, 08:53:43 AM
I need to check the water softener.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Flangepart

#141
February 08, 2016, 01:38:41 PM
Should we call the freezer in the refrigerator the 'water hardener?'
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

ER

#142
February 12, 2016, 10:43:19 AM
Edie: "You should come to Sabbath service with me tonight. We're having a special speaker from Israel, and you haven't come in ages."

Me: "It's just that it's Lent, Edie, and if I go into a Jewish temple now I'm afraid I might catch fire or something."

Edie: "Ironically the talk is on how there is no Hell."

Me: "Then I guess this speaker has never been to the license bureau on a weekend."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#143
February 12, 2016, 11:27:17 AM
Polly Waddle doodle...all day? All stinkin' day? That slut...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#144
February 12, 2016, 02:26:37 PM
From a man of Confederate Heritage, I would like to say Happy Birthday to the First Republican! :)
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#145
February 14, 2016, 04:51:34 PM
Be kind to your web footed friends, for a duck may be somebodies mother....not sure exactly who, mind you...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#146
February 14, 2016, 10:43:43 PM
I forgot what "Quantitative Easing" means...
Or where I heard it...
And I have absolutely no idea why I'm thinking about it...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

#147
February 15, 2016, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 14, 2016, 10:43:43 PM
I forgot what "Quantitative Easing" means...
Or where I heard it...
And I have absolutely no idea why I'm thinking about it...

QE is when a central bank buys securities in order to drive down interest rates. It stimulates the economy in the short term.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

#148
February 15, 2016, 01:24:18 PM
Happie Presidents' Day! :cheers:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

javakoala

#149
February 15, 2016, 06:13:31 PM
I think I ate too much, but, DAMN, it was worth the pain!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
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