What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

[javakoala]

Let's say you get to select your own epitaph to go on your tombstone, what do you want to say?

I have a few, but I'll start with this one:

Please step to the left; you're blocking the air vent.

[LilCerberus]

DANCE!
DANCE!
DANCE!

[LilCerberus]

Bury me in a cow pasture,
and write on my epitaph,
"Watch your step"

[ER]

"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."

[javakoala]

"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."

That is both cool and unnerving.

[Rev. Powell]

http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/

[indianasmith]

"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"

[retrorussell]

In memory of the Tombstone commercials:
PEPPERONI AND CHEESE

[LilCerberus]

ABSOLUTELY
AL'S
GRAVE
Every week or so,
some guy runs over me
and all my neighbors
with a bush hog
YA'
EVER
THINK
ABOUT
THAT
?

[316zombie]

are we there yet, i'm thirsty!

[javakoala]

"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"

That is PERFECT for you!

[ER]

Mozart: "Great Composer, Now Decomposing." 

Walt Disney: "I'm Chillin'...."

Andy Warhol: "In The Future Everybody Will Be Dead For Fifteen Minutes...."

Jim Morrison: "Mr. Mojo Ain't Risin'...."

Louis XVI: "I Saw Paris While Rollin' Along"

Yoko Ono: "I Broke Up The Beatles, B itches, What's Your Super Power?"

J.D. Salinger: "I Win! Now It's Your Turn To Hide"

Julius Caesar: "Could've Sworn They Said Beware The Ides of June...."

Justin Bieber: "Still Better Than Jar-Jar"

Sheldon Cooper: You're Standing Above My Spot"

Oliver Cromwell: "Good News, Ireland, I'm In Hell"

[indianasmith]

You just HAD to go there with Cromwell, didn't you?   

[LilCerberus]

PLEASE
KNOCK!

[javakoala]

Please don't leave flowers; I'm allergic to them.

Not an epitaph, but I've always wanted to have my funeral be memorable. Here's how: I want someone to rig my body so that, right in the middle of the ceremony, my body will suddenly sit upright and my head will turn towards, what I hope will be, a large crowd of horrified people. If there is an afterlife, I think I will spend eternity laughing my butt off at the reactions.