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What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

Started by javakoala, February 26, 2016, 04:10:52 PM

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LilCerberus

#15
February 28, 2016, 09:52:18 PM
SPOILER ALERT!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

javakoala

#16
February 28, 2016, 09:56:18 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 28, 2016, 09:52:18 PM
SPOILER ALERT!

Very fitting in this internet age!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

sprite75

#17
February 28, 2016, 10:33:35 PM
Rolled my way into the semis.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

#18
February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doc Daneeka

#19
February 29, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
Confusion

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

LilCerberus

#20
February 29, 2016, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:

You thought he smelled before!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#21
March 01, 2016, 12:21:57 AM
"She burned the candle at both ends.
It did not last the night.
But o my dears and o my friends!
It made a lovely light."

Actual epitaph
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Flangepart

#22
March 01, 2016, 01:47:40 PM
See ya later!

Or...
"I wanted to be cremated, but would the EPA sign the permit? Nooooo..."
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

javakoala

#23
March 01, 2016, 01:50:43 PM
Considering I've had chemotherapy, maybe this would be an attention-getter:

I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

LilCerberus

#24
March 01, 2016, 01:57:43 PM
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:

And that, children, is why the grass grows a little bit greener on this grave.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#25
March 02, 2016, 02:10:24 PM
THE LILCERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Oh Yeah, He's under here,
Somewhere,
Bein' run over,
By you...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#26
March 02, 2016, 05:55:51 PM
Another actual epitaph - from Boot Hill, Arizona:

Here lays the Kid,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#27
March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity


http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#28
March 02, 2016, 07:35:12 PM
Quote from: ER on March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity


http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html
Thank you, Capt. Quint.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Rev. Powell

#29
March 02, 2016, 08:21:54 PM
Here lies Rev. Powell.
Wanna meet him? Grab a trowel!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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