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What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

Started by javakoala, February 26, 2016, 04:10:52 PM

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LilCerberus

#30
March 02, 2016, 10:05:59 PM
We're not sure he's actually dead
This is just where he built a fallout shelter & buried himself after the 2016 elections
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#31
March 03, 2016, 12:12:17 AM
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

#32
March 03, 2016, 12:22:15 AM
THE LIL CERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Or at least, this is where we found about most of him, though the trail kinda goes on a ways. Somebody says they found a piece of his bike over in the next county, though there's some speculation somebody might've took it as a souvenir, then changed their mind.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Gene Worm

#33
March 03, 2016, 12:42:22 AM
R.I.P.

That guy around the corner who watches movies with doofy rubber monsters.
"Listen, you've got to get down below. There's something coming through, and it's the nastiest looking thing yet! Some of your buddies went down there a while ago, and I haven't seen them since."

LilCerberus

#34
March 06, 2016, 08:52:43 PM
If you're reading this, I spent the money on this really nice headstone!
MWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

#35
March 07, 2016, 10:09:05 AM
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Flangepart

#36
March 07, 2016, 12:56:16 PM
Here lays the body of Guido the knife
remember the reason, he no longer has life.
When the Don sends you, it's not a good gig
to make the collections, then hold back on the Vig.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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