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If we had a Denarius for every time...

Started by sprite75, April 02, 2016, 06:37:06 PM

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sprite75

April 02, 2016, 06:37:06 PM


If we had a Denarius for every time someone mistook you for that one guy you could retire tomorrow.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

indianasmith

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April 02, 2016, 07:24:46 PM
"Don't worry, there's LOTS of hotel rooms in Bethlehem this time of year!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75

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April 03, 2016, 11:13:27 PM


I have a request from Ananias.  He was wondering if you could provide some wine for tomorrow's party?
Ok, but tell him I expect to be paid for it.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

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April 04, 2016, 05:12:25 PM
"Oh man, God is hilarious!"

'Isn't he, though?  The one He told about "how many Sodomites does it take to screw in a light bulb" was priceless!!'
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

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April 04, 2016, 07:08:46 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 04, 2016, 05:12:25 PM
"Oh man, God is hilarious!"

'Isn't he, though?  The one He told about "how many Sodomites does it take to screw in a light bulb" was priceless!!'

"He also told, "How do you fit 50 Sodomites in a car?  Two in front, two in back, rest in the ash trays!"
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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