National Poo Museum opens doors on Isle of Wight

[Newt]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-35957829

Twenty illuminated resin spheres show off the different types of faeces with facts hidden behind toilet lids on the museum walls.
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Samples of faeces have been gathered from around the world as well as donations received from the Isle of Wight Zoo and Dinosaur Isle museum.
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The attraction is on show at the Sandown zoo through the spring and summer before going on tour.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Don't go, its crap.
-Ed

[Trevor]

I went, I saw, I contributed 

[Rev. Powell]

I bet after you go, you have to wipe the memory of it away.