The Dildo Drone: the future of hands-free self pleasure

[sprite75]

Welcome to the 21st century?

People have attached a lot of stuff to drones—flamethrowers, weed, children—so why not a dildo?

Michael Krivicka, creator of the Dildo Selfie Stick, is back with his latest, and perhaps greatest, invention: the Dildo Drone.

Krivicka took some time off from creating dildo-related technology to answer some questions for Daily Dot. Here's what he had to say:

In the video you mention that eating a burger, or drinking a beer, are things you can now do while masturbating, thanks to the dildo drone. Any other suggestions?

[indianasmith]

Stop the planet.   I want to get off now. 

[Skull]

lol... Not that new of an idea.

Years ago (I was 23 or 24 years old). My cousin got some porno he paid for a dollar and some how we decided to watch it. I'm not sure the logic for this but I do remember cracking jokes with a friend during the movie. We had so much fun with the voices and the sound effects... Then came a scene of a remote controlled tank with a dildo attached... OMG... it was so unexpected and funny.

Anyway... it's been almost 20 years since I saw that porno and I still remember the remote controlled tank with the dildo... :)