Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[sprite75]

Lawn mowers and cell phones don't mix.

[LilCerberus]

  I liked it better when the acronym GOT stood for Galaxy Of Terror.

[sprite75]

I liked it better when the acronym GOT stood for Galaxy Of Terror.

And göt is Turkish for ass.

[LilCerberus]

I liked it better when the acronym GOT stood for Galaxy Of Terror.

And göt is Turkish for ass.

Really? What's the Turkish word for giant maggot?

[ER]

Years ago when I was in Scotland, I bought my Doctor Who-loving friend Rob a tartan TARDIS, and he was disappointed when he got it because he thought I said I got him "A tart in a TARDIS." Yeah, like I was gonna put some woman of easy virtue in a scale TARDIS and send it to him, right....?

[Flangepart]

I liked it better when the acronym GOT stood for Galaxy Of Terror.

And göt is Turkish for ass.

Really? What's the Turkish word for giant maggot?

Dev kurt

[ER]

My husband: "You were a more interesting person before you found God."

Me: "You used to be able to do five-hundred ab crunches."

My husband: "OK, we'll call it even."

[Trevor]

I'll be on leave from the 23rd to 27th May - nice. 

[ER]

I think long after everyone I know is dead, my diary will give me a small scale version of posthumous fame.

I also think Elvis had bad taste in shoes.

[Flangepart]

And exactly why is Vagas Elvis the only one people remember?

[Rev. Powell]

And exactly why is Vagas Elvis the only one people remember?

More sequins. Sequins are the key to immortality.

[ER]

There are days I wish I'd stayed a virgin.

[LilCerberus]

Have they outlawed Hyaluronic Acid or something? Jeez!

[sprite75]

Had to get some new highlighters yesterday.

[LilCerberus]

Who's Verner Hertzog?