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Started by Trevor, May 18, 2016, 04:32:56 AM

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Trevor

Some of these make me go "Oy" but they're fun for the most part.

http://www.sapeople.com/2014/02/16/random-questions-about-south-africa-from-foreigners/

I was once asked by a client - I won't mention where he was from - if we had toilets in South Africa. My reply was "No, we just do our business in a bucket and chuck it out the window"  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Skull

Quote from: Trevor on May 18, 2016, 04:32:56 AM
Some of these make me go "Oy" but they're fun for the most part.

http://www.sapeople.com/2014/02/16/random-questions-about-south-africa-from-foreigners/

I was once asked by a client - I won't mention where he was from - if we had toilets in South Africa. My reply was "No, we just do our business in a bucket and chuck it out the window"  :wink:


lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

Then tell him how you make electricity from potato salad... :wink:

Trevor

Quote from: Skull on May 18, 2016, 11:18:35 AM

lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

I've actually seen that done  :wink: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Skull

Quote from: Trevor on May 19, 2016, 01:26:33 AM
Quote from: Skull on May 18, 2016, 11:18:35 AM

lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

I've actually seen that done  :wink: :wink:

Do you know that LA has a huge homeless problem and people are pooping in the middle of the streets. I think it would be awesome if the mayor would have topless women scoop up the poop in buckets and have them take it to the middle of the town so the witch doctor can burn it :wink: :wink:

ER

Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: ER on May 19, 2016, 06:23:24 PM
Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.

Oh, that's an easy one. It' so easy, even I can answer it.

South Africa is located in northern Africa. They only called it South Africa, because they wanted to confuse non-Africans.

Trevor

Quote from: ER on May 19, 2016, 06:23:24 PM
Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I live here and I'm never quite sure  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

Have conditions in Soweto improved since the 1990s?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 20, 2016, 09:21:17 AM
Have conditions in Soweto improved since the 1990s?

Yes, markedly improved and rightly so.  :smile:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.