And I quote...

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"You're wife's not supposed to be your best friend.  When's the last time you begged your best friend for a blow job?"
    -Adam Carolla

"There was a Subaru commercial a few years ago that showed their competitors' cars driving around on the front wheels with the rear ones six feet off the ground, illustrating they are front-wheel drive versus Subaru's all-wheel drive. And then came the disclaimer: "Do not attempt."  It's sad that we've regressed as  society to the point where we have to put warning labels on s**t that's physically impossible."
   -Adam Carolla

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"The difference between real life and fiction is that fiction has to make sense."
    -Mark Twain

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"You're wife's not supposed to be your best friend.  When's the last time you begged your best friend for a blow job?"
    -Adam Carolla

Oh my God that's funny!

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"If you dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologize."
--Muhammad Ali

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"Why do people say Anne Frank is such an influential author? She only wrote one book, and didn't even finish it."

---Joan Rivers

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"you don't build a house based on a weather report" - some guy https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/740565597944176640

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